rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

(via shrugging)

im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

(Source: suicide-scars, via filipaislostintheworldoffandoms)

justdonetbh:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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100% accurate

(via literallysame)

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via flufffage)